It's My Life

I remember when I took you out for that romantic dinner. It was at the international House of Ketchup. I'll never forget that look of happiness on your face when you first bit into that ketchup and chicken sandwich. When the ketchup-coated rice arrived, your shout of joy made the rafters ring. But that was as nothing to the joy you displayed when teh ketchup a la mode and ketchup puffs arrived for dessert. I knew I had you converted to ketchupupitude for life, and I can't wait until we once again hold hands in the candle-lit room, drinking our ketchup shakes and creating new memories which we can enjoy in Heinzight.