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[kittytech]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	11
Your crime	Mistaken identity. Your name was too similar to a porn queen BNF.
Who reported you	imafarmgirl
Your fate	You buy a tropical island and start a whole new country, where fandom can live at peace, unmolested by those who do not understand. Two months later, the entire population is killed in the TezuRyo - TezuFuji ship wars.