Middle-of-the-Week Trivia

If I hadn't missed number 1, I would have had a perfect score two days in a row. I don't know dogs!!!!! Oh well, here are the questions.

The Joys of Toasters

Yes. This morning I need to take anything good I can get, so I'm going to write about toasters. They are incredible things, toasters. My toaster just produced the most amazing French toaster stix on the planet. Okay, so the best ones were in Winnipeg, but these were the second best ones. Freezer to stomach in a matter of minutes, and the addition of ooey gooey really sticky honey only added to the experience. I'm full, and I'm really glad I took the time to pull out the toaster this morning. That's all, and no, I don't have a clue exactly why I wrote this. GRIN! And now I'll return you to normality, or what passes for it.